Hokas Pokas
by Poul Anderson , Gordon R. Dickson
Synopsis
Two Legends of SF Team Up! Poul Anderson and Gordon R. Dickson present the Hokas, teddy-bear-like aliens who take the stories of Earth very seriously, in this classic of humorous SF. When a human thinks he's Napoleon Bonaparte, it's time to get out a straightjacket. But when a Hoka thinks he's Napoleon Bonaparte, you'd better believe it! Particularโฆ Two Legends of SF Team Up! Poul Anderson and Gordon R. Dickson present the Hokas, teddy-bear-like aliens who take the stories of Earth very seriously, in this classic of humorous SF. When a human thinks he's Napoleon Bonaparte, it's time to get out a straightjacket. But when a Hoka thinks he's Napoleon Bonaparte, you'd better believe it! Particularly since there'll be hundreds of other Hokas around who know for a fact that they're the French Army, mon amis, even if they're on another planet lightyears away from Earth, and the forces they're facing aren't the British but very nasty warlike aliens who by all reason should be expected to make mincemeat out of the Hokas. But when it comes to Hokas, reason does not compute. These friendly, fuzzy aliens who resemble large teddy bears have a very vivid imagination and have never quite grasped the difference between human fiction and reality, or (in the present case), between past history and the much later and rather different present. Always bet on the Hokas. Even when a young lad and his Hoka tutor find themselves stuck on a planet where they seem to be scheduled to fulfill and ancient (and lethal!) prophesy that neither of them had ever heard of until now. Hokas as usual find that reality is merely optional and the good guysโand bearsโalways win, quicker than you can say HOKAS POKAS! About Poul Anderson: "One of science fiction's authentic geniuses."โChicago Sun-Times โAnderson fuses elegiac prose and a sweeping vision of manโs technological futureโฆโโBooklist โOne of science fictionโs giants.โโArthur C. Clarke About Gordon R. Dickson: "Dickson is one of SF's standard-bearers."โPublishers Weekly "Dickson has a true mastery of pacing and fine understanding of human beings."โSeattle Post Intelligencer "A masterful science fiction writer."โMilwaukee Journal